Fat

Fat jokes

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.