Fat

Fat Jokes

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.