Fat jokes
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.