I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
what did the fat say to the other fat. i am fatey
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
you're so fat, that you're fat
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! ππ€£
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.