Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
