Fat

Fat jokes

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.