Fat

Fat Jokes

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.