Fat

Fat Jokes

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£