Fat jokes

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.