We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
you're so fat, that you're fat
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
