Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
My mate Noha.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
