Fat jokes

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

My mate Noha.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.