you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
So big that when you step you break the whole galaxy
your so fat when you step you break the galexy
your so fat that people say your the biggest bird
your hairline is do fat that when you meet santa your fatter then him and your mom.
your so ugly you made hello kitty say bye
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show
your mum so fat she broke the stairs down to the frigde
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Kid singing “abcd”
Person says “no no it’s obcd”
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
Y mama so fat,Dora can't explore her
Yo mamma so fat when she tried to sit down the chair ran away
