Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.