Fat

Fat Jokes

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.