Yo mamas so fat brexshit is deporting British citizens
Yo mama so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic marvel universe.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
