A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Yo mama so fat she needs to go to the gym
why are the jokes fat because you made it
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT
Yo mamas so fat there's not enough yo mamas so fat jokes to tell how fat she is
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
Na only.this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
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yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
