Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
Arden is so fat!