Fat Jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

What do you call a fat Mexican rat?

Rasmus.

You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.