Fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.