Fat jokes

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

You're just big and good.

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo momma so fat!

Harrison

I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.