Fat

Fat jokes

Toilet

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Mum

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Mom

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

Mama

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Sister

A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Friend

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

Kid

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.