Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.