Fat jokes

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.