Fat jokes
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.