Fat jokes

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?

So he doesn't roll back down!

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Hi guys, I'm back, and YES, two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy!

So the prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, dye, and a toothbrush that is not yours >:) So you are going to put the dye in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say, "Here. I got your toothbrush ready for you." Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they cannot hit you once they taste it.

Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you, and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below, so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry, Prankster, if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys, and here is that joke I told you about :)

Yo mama is so fat, when she got in the car, the wheels popped.

So I know this was not the best joke, and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)

Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Why do Indian men marry fat women?

Because they worship cows.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!