Fat jokes
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.