Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
yo mamma so fat not even dora could explore her
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo momma so fat!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Harrison
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
