Fat jokes

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.