Fat jokes

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.