Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo momma so fat!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Harrison
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
