Fat jokes

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?

A. The Hunger Games.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.