Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.

Yo mama is so fat.

When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.

Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.