Fat jokes

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.