Fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."