Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
You're just big and good.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
