I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
