Fat jokes

Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."