Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!