Fat jokes
Fat Lever.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
Fat Nyanwolf
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.