Fat jokes

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.