Fat jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.