Fat jokes

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.