Fat jokes
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."