Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Fat Jokes
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
