Fat jokes
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
You are fat.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.