Fat jokes
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"