Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
You are fat.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.