Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Momma

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo mama

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Mama

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Snail

Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.

Skeleton

Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?

Papyrus: Why?

Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!

Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

Cow

Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.

Boi

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

Mum

Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?

Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"