Fat jokes
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
You are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!