Your mom is so fat it takes a year to turn around
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Your so fat that your gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next in in out just like you parents
Yo mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he asked her to move out of the way
Borders are fat
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
your mum
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mamas so fat her she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
