Fat jokes

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?

A s'more.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.