Fat jokes
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Fat.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.