Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Weight

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Guy

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Yo mama

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Cop

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Friend

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."

Suicide

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.