Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Fault

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!