Fat jokes
You look as fat as a pig.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
You are fat.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.