Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
when people mean phat feast they don't mean fat. when yo mumma says phat she means FAT but thinks shes cool!
whys hughs mum so fucking fat cause she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6789.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
