Fat jokes
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."