Fat jokes
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
You are a fat pig.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
The chicken is so fat.
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!