Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
You look as fat as a pig.