Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?

As fat as Ben Dingley.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

You look as fat as a pig.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.