Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Fat Jokes
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
