Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

You look as fat as a pig.

Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

You are fat.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.