Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

Fault

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Friend

My friend asked me:

Friend: "How much is your body worth?"

Me: "1 million."

Friend: "1 million dollars?!"

Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."

Friend: "Oh."

Yo mama

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Suicide

Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.

Yo mama

Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.

Mama

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)