Fat

Fat jokes

Weight

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"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

People

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I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Loser

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Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

Yo mama

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Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

KFC

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KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Guy

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Cow

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Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.