Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
