What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
teacher WHAT do you call sex making out with a ciw
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
