Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo momma so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.