Fat

Fat jokes

Owner

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A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Weight

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You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

Boy

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Size

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You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Mirror

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Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.