Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!