Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.