Fat jokes
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.