Fat Jokes

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.

2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!

5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.

6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down her ass still in them

Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese

Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said "Why are there so many people under me?"

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look her feet when taking a shower

Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy

Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.

yo mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinos

yo mama so fat when she go's to the shoe store she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now

Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped poop exploded everywhere

yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly

Yo mama so fat that John cena couldn’t get her down with a attitude adjustment