Fat jokes
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.