Fat

Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.