Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than chinatown.
