Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
My life </3 XD :'(
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
What do you say to a fat Asian?
You got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."