Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
You shouldnāt bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
My friend made this joke (so Iām going steal it) Iām surrounded by fat people, oh wait... itās just one
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen it's only people who are skinny but the fat people can't have none all they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick
Fat people are thristy so I piss in their mouth
tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: *whispers* yeah were fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly donāt wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
Yesterday, I saw an advert with random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful. And then I said "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
