Fat People jokes
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.