Fat People

Fat People Jokes

People

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

People

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.

People

Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.

Movie

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

People

Why are obese jokes so offensive?

Because fat people have enough on their plate.

People

Why are there no fat people in Japan?

Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.

People

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

People

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

People

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.