Fat People jokes

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.

My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.