My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Fat People Jokes
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.