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Fashion Jokes
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
