"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
