Fashion jokes

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

Suck!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

What's a flat-chested emo called?

A cutting board.

How does an emo kid compliment one another?

Like your cuts, G.

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?

Michelin.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

What is a group of emos called?

A funeral.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I hate emos, lololololololololollol!

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.