Fashion jokes
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Suck!
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.