Fashion jokes
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.