You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
