Fashion jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.