Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Why is Seans fashion so poor, he’s retarded!
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Buccellati
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
