I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
why do cows have big because they have big balls
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
we were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
what do you call a three legged cow?
Disabled.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
