Farm jokes
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Rooster.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Cock pic
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.