Farm jokes
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Memes
Only in Ohio💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!