Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Memes
Only in Ohio💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.