What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Farm Jokes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
