Farm

Farm jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cro-

UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

Cow

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

Cow

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Pear

Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?

The owners know that forces come in pears.

Friend

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Cow

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

Renovation

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

Pig

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Farmer

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

Cow

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"