Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Cock pic
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!