Farm jokes
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
MooMooMooMoo
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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