What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?
Apples get picked.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
