Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS