Farm jokes
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Cock pic
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."