Farm jokes
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Memes
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...