Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
I lick cows for my mother.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
You are a fat pig.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
