Farm jokes
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
I lick cows for my mother.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"