Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."