What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
what go moo- c0w share this with youre frends !!!11!!1!!!!!11!!!!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
So there was 3 baby chickens and 2 mothers the first baby said "why am I named calf?" and the mother said "I f###ed a cow" then the second baby came up to it's mother and it said " why am I named b##ch? " and it's mom said "I f###ed a wolf and the final baby came to its mother and said "why am I named orphan?" And because it's mother wasn't there to see it this is what I have to say "because you are one you ducking hitch!!"
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less then corny enough.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
