What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it)
we were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says 'I was just going to say that'
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
Your Na,e is soo dam retarted you got sent ot the animal farm
