what do you call a three legged cow?
Disabled.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well you see, when were you born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer
There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" 🐄🙌
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men's sees that there is a contest for the biggest cow in the county. They entered the contest but it's so thin. Every time they tried to feed the cattle it would poop and lose weight again, so one of them in suggested that they put a cork up the cows behind. The first guy says okay then go put a cork there. I don't want to do it you do it no you do it. The third guy says let's just get the monkey to do it. And the monkey puts the cork in the couch behind. They win the biggest cow contest and get the money they need to save the farm. The second guy realizes that they need to take the cork out of cow. Guys we need to take the cork out of the cow he says. Well I'm not going to do it you do it, no you do it. The third guy says let's just get the monkey to do it again. So the monkey uncorks a cow. And there was a huge explosion.... a few days later the three men wake up in the hospital. The doctor walks up to the first man what happened he asks the first man replies all I remember is that a horrible sound. The doctor walks up to the second man and asks what happened. All I remember is that horrible smell.... The doctor walks up to the third man and again ask the same question. The third man looks at him and says all I remember is that poor poor monkey trying to put the cork back in.
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
