Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Your hairline is so back far it became a case
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
