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Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Two nuns were sitting on a bench. A flasher flashed them, and one of the nuns had a stroke... but the other one was too far away :)

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.

If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.