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Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Spare.

You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.

Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.

Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.