Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting "9"!
That’s the best I’ve done so far.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
your hairlines so far back even andrew tate rejected it
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
