Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
Your hairline go so far back it went back to when earth was created.
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Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
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I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
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Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
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Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
