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Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.