Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, thatβs how far behind I am!"
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back that I didnβt know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline goes so far back even history canβt record it.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
