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Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Spare.
You got a spare, spare me an inch of that far juicy cock.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.