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Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

Why do birds fly south?

Because it's too far to walk.

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.