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Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.