How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
