"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Whatโs the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alikeโthey both worship Datsun.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didnโt attend, I just thought... โNO WAY!โ
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Whatโs Whitney Houstonโs favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatโs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donโt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeรฑo business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying โOoh, I love how smooth it is.โ
