Fan jokes

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Bee Jokes:

"Hello."

"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

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