Fan jokes

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

What’s the best form of contraception?

Being a soccer fan.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?

Lots of fans.

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.