Fan jokes
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.