Fan jokes
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
I love Communism.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.
I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.