A fan gave another fan a blowjob
Two Australians walk into a bar, they run into the ceiling fan immediately.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
Paddys beautiful wife has not had an orgasm for the 15 yrs they have been married . The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during sex and a cool breeze may help . Being a bit of a cheapo , he decides not to buy a fan , but asks his friend Mick to waft a towel over them during the act . After half an hour, still no sign of success so his mate suggests swapping places . ' I'll have a try Paddy , you waft the towel ' Paddy agrees , and after two or three minutes Paddys wife has a moment of sexual pleasure screaming in ecstasy for the first time in 15 years . Paddy taps his mate Mick on teh shoulder and says 'And that, Mick, is how you waft a bloody towel' !
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free only fans so I don't touch the youth
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her onlyfans account I'm a whole air conditioner.
Your mom is so hot, if she had a only fans page, she would get more money than companies on pride month
Mike pence should have been eaten like trump fans were saying!
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
Cuz all the fans have left.
why do atletes cool down fast cause they have fans
wash your hands
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"oh cool"
"this is mother Teresa's clock, the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense"
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
