What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
Only a tru MHA fan would understand
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
