Fan

Fan Jokes

Bitch

I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.

She literally died a crazy bitch.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)

To find his fans!

Vacuum

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

Dick

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

Difference

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

Difference

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

Ronaldo

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

Wacko Jacko

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

Team

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.

Hypocrisy

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Hide

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Fanbase

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Star Wars

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

Music

What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are big, heavy metal fans!

Africa

How do you get a million fans?

Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.