Fan jokes
A Liverpool fan walks into a bar and holds onto the furniture because they feel unsteady...
"You'll never walk alone!"
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.