Fan jokes
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.