Family jokes
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Mum is the best!
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
UHH, DADDY!
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!