Family jokes
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian.
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?