Family jokes

Ur mum homo.

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ya nan!

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.

We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Hi! I’m going back home.

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.