Family jokes
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Me and my brother Thalo
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”