Family jokes
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Memes
My little girl
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Mom!
Mom (DYM 65).
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why canβt orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?