Family jokes
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Mom!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
My kid had an accident.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.