Family jokes
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.