Mom!
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Mom (DYM 65).
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Ur mum gay.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
