Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Family Jokes
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Person 1: How the freak did you get in my house?!?! I locked the door!!!
Person 2: But I'm your mom... I have a key. You dumbass.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
Ur mum gay.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
