Family jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Dmitriy has no mother.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Me and my brother Thalo
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Mom!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.