Family jokes
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I love playing games with my family.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.