Family jokes
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Memes
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!