Family jokes
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I'm pregnant.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Memes
my sister sent me this and saying its her bf
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.