Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Family Jokes
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Dmitriy has no mother.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Orphan: Let's play baseball!
Girl: No, you can't.
Orphan: Why?
Girl: Because you can't find home.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
