Family jokes

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

What's a name orphans hate to be called?

"Homie."

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What do Batman and orphans have in common?

Their parents died.

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Mom!

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

Why can't orphans play cricket?

'Cause they don't know where the home is.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he had no home to go to.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.