Family jokes

Mom

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Anus

Anonymous · 7 years ago

I sucked your mom's anus.

Mom

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Incest

Your mom is gay · 7 years ago

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Boy

Shitpost master-general · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Family memes

Daughter

Anonymous · 7 years ago

My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.

We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Grampa

Anonymous · 5 years ago

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Cow

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

Grandad

frostybailey · 6 years ago

My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!

Mom

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.

YouTube Channel

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

Bullshit

HAHA!! · 5 years ago

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Relationship

Wehategwengroup! · 5 years ago

Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!