Family jokes
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
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Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
What can orphans not do in school?
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!