Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
You can't give an orphan homework.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What can orphans not do in school?
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.