Family jokes
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.
Family Guy funny moments.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!