Family jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
You are family.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Mom!
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call your kids?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.