Family jokes
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Mommy kisses my butt.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Mom, (DYM 147)
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.