Family jokes

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Minivan (DYM 138).

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?

He has no home to hit to.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

There's no parent signature.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!