Family jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Memes
Found jits mom
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!