Family jokes

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

There's no parent signature.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

Why are orphans always on the toilet?

Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!

My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.

Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?

Because they have no home button.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!

Mom, (DYM 147)

Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

Your mom.