Family jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Memes
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.