Family jokes
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
When an African has a twin, your me??
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
You're an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Your mom!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.