My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
