Family jokes
My mom said I need Jesus in my life, so I drunk up the holy water ;}
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Yo' mama is a joke.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
me in thanksgiving
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.