Family jokes
You're an orphan.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Minivan (DYM 138).
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.