Family jokes
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop, orphan joke!
Stop the orphan jokes!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
My son.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Your dad is your mom.