Family jokes
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Stop, orphan joke!
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop the orphan jokes!
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Ya mum!
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mum!
I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?