Family jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.