What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.
Me: Wow, they found the body already?
Dad: :/
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.