They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
The F in Orphans stand for family...
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan nah jit trippin you thought i had one
What do you call an orphan family photo
A selfie
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Every one likes orphans but there parents
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
A kid asks his dad why his name is expirence, the dad says that's what we give our mistake's.
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
My dad And I were fishing one day
That’s where he met my step mom
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
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my mum said take out the trash so I took my sister
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
