Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family
What is an orphans family tree
A stump
Im treated like god when im home, im usually ignored until someone wants something.
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
dont you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water cause your dad wont bring the fucking milk? cuase same
what is an orphan fav store
home depot
Why cant orphans Be gay
Because they have no one to cal daddy
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
