Family jokes
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
I am an orphan...
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.