Family jokes
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Memes
my dad is good
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Sister.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the mom say to the baby?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.