Family jokes

Your mom gay.

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising...

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.

Heh, stupid orphan.

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."

I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?

Family Dollar store.

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

Why don't orphans watch TV?

Because of "Family Guy."

Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.

Kid: Ok.

*Bring kid to the orphanage*.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.