Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Family Jokes
My mom
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
Your mom dot com.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
