Family jokes
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Sister.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
Hey Evan, this is Dad. Ya, I’m still not home.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the mom say to the baby?
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."