Family jokes
Joe Mama has a chode.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Memes
No one has my back like my dad.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.