Family jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Poo heads."
Baby (DYM 108).
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Yo momma so fat!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.