Family jokes
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.