Family jokes
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
WJE iceberg
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"