Family jokes
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.