Family jokes
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Say, "Moommy."
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
Memes
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Why do orphans miss Motherās Day? Because they donāt have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Orphan, sorry.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why canāt orphans play baseball? Because they canāt find home.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.