Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Family Jokes
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Where's your mom at?
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Baby (DYM 108).
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Mom!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
