Family jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My dead grandfather!!!!
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭