Family jokes
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
Daddy, harder!
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.