Family jokes

What's the difference between me and an orphan?

At least my dad came back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!

I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to get home, that's for sure.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.

Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

"More Than My Hometown."