Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
The thing my mom birthed.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Yo mama joke.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
How does an orphan call his parents?
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