Family jokes

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.

Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.

Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?

Because they never came home.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

Why do orphans rob the bank?

Because they want to be wanted.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

What do apple trees and orphans have in common?

The apples get picked.

“In yo mama.”

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.