Family jokes
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Memes
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.