Family jokes
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!