My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Family Jokes
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
The thing my mom birthed.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
