Family jokes
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Memes
My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Just ask your dad.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.