Family jokes

Raju: How about you, Sunil?

Do you know?

Sanju: Sunil is my long distance

is a brother.

Raju: Long brother?

Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.

Why do orphans hate baseball?

They don’t know what home base is.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.

My mom picked my major.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!