Family jokes
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
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Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”