Family jokes
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Memes
it’s so fun
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."