Family jokes
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Evan, mom hot?
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?