Family jokes
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Memes
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Evan, mom hot?
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.