Family jokes
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
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Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
What does "bitch" mean?
Son asked father, father said it means "you're handsome." Son said, "OK, you're a bitch." Father: "Of course not, I'm not a bitch!"
My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.