Family jokes
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven...
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Yo mama!
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Your mum isn't home.