Family jokes

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Evan, mom hot?

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?

Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.

Dad: She had to take the deep penis.

Son: Umm...... WHAT!?

Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.

Dad: Oh for god's sakes.

Dad: Epi Pen.

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?

A fossil.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)

I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"

She said, "Yes."

"Knock knock."

I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?

They actually can call someone "daddy!"