Family jokes
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
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Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
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My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.