Family jokes
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Evan, mom hot?
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Memes
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!