Family jokes
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Memes
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.