Family jokes

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Why do I f*** my mom?

Like father like son. #batabababa

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Your family in a nutshell.

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.