Family jokes

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

Who needs parents to be great?

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

My dad is like a unicorn.

He's never here. :c

Evan, mom hot?

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.

AKA, you're up for adoption.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

I love my family.