Family jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
I like chips.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."