Family jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

I love my family.

Yo mama so nice she...

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."