Family jokes
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Memes
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Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Who needs parents to be great?
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.