This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
