Family jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.