Family jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
My brother went missing 5 years ago. He also supported TRUMP. He is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.